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🌟 BUY NOW: One Magical Cup of Coffee for Emily 🌟 • Condition: Desperately Needed ☕️ • Features: Instant mood upgrade, powers of patience with small humans and plants • Side effects include: excessive friendliness, unstoppable productivity, and a slightly faster talking speed.
Price: Just one coffee-sized contribution. Ships immediately to Emily’s bloodstream.
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Selling since November 2024
I grow hoya plants with the energy of a feral squirrel hiding acorns. Zone 6, working to dismantle the oppressive system of the northern hemisphere’s waning daylight hours. For added novelty, my ADHD brain forgets to turn off my grow tent lights #polardayforweeeeeks
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