Spider Web Witch Hat

Divination and enchantment, this hat practically drips with ancient secrets, but the real question is—do you actually want to know every secret it offers? Because there’s no guarantee you’re unlocking forbidden wisdom… you might just learn the mundane details of a hag’s weekly grocery list.

Effect: Grants knowledge from the crones and hags whose hairs were woven into its webbing. The wearer receives visions, whispers, and insights with each use. DRAWBACKS: Misfire: If worn on a full moon, the hat overloads—instead of whispered secrets, the wearer hears an uncontrollable cacophony of thousands of voices at once, each sharing their last spoken words. Some mundane, some terrifying, none decipherable. Workaround: If the wearer wishes to control the knowledge they receive, they must first offer the hat a story— deeply personal tale, spoken aloud in full detail. The hat then feeds on the wearer’s memories, rewriting portions of them in exchange for power. The trade-off? You gain forbidden knowledge, but lose pieces of your own past.

All black ruffle brim witch hat with front and back webs

SIZE: One size fits most.

CARE: Hand wash reccommended. May wash in bag on delicate cycle, cold water lay flat to dry.